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a letter i will be dropping off this afternoon

August 19th, 2010 at 8:41

Dear concerned neighbor,

This morning you fairly jumped in front of my car, waving your arms in what I later recognized was ostensibly an attempt to slow me down. I drive down this street daily, and I have been witness to the incredible speeds that people drive on it and understand your concern as someone who actually lives on said street. However, it might surprise you to note that I was actually going under the posted speed limit of 25 and speeding up to reach it. So, next time, before you give another pregnant mom a heart-attack by making her think she’s going to hit you or that you need emergency medical assistance, please have your in-brain radar detector calibrated correctly.

Thanks,
Woman in the silver compact SUV

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