alibee09: yeah sure it’s his voice. he’s 21 and feeling sad for having no woman and that no one understands him.

alibee09: so he gets drunk all the time and plays his guitar.

PureJustin: He wasn’t 21 then.

alibee09: even better!

PureJustin: Yep

alibee09: he’s writing about how no one understands him and he can’t drink!

alibee09: it’s not fair, world!

alibee09: why can’t we be more like britian?!

PureJustin: Man, seriously.

alibee09: we used to have the same laws as them!

alibee09: then we needed some crappy religious freedom shit

PureJustin: I was just talking to Mark about how much better UK musical taste is than ours.

alibee09: which really means “make the young men suffer and give them no drink to heal their pain!”

alibee09: ha. they all got lip pierces to copy a spice girl.

PureJustin: Fuck drinking age here.

alibee09: fuck the man!

alibee09: i’d fuck the man!

alibee09: woo!

alibee09: it’s time i got some anyway!

PureJustin: Yeah, really. Poor thing

PureJustin: Where does M live, anyway?

alibee09: wisconsin.

alibee09: who the hell lives in wisconsin!?

alibee09: it’s all a plot to:

alibee09: a. make young men suffer by not giving them liquor and

alibee09: b. make alison suffer by not letting her get any action.

alibee09: it’s NOT RIGHT!

alibee09: YOUNG MEN MUST DRINK!

PureJustin: Tell it sista.

alibee09: ALISON MUST GET ACTION!

alibee09: praised be allah!

PureJustin: Man, Allah would not support you getting action.

alibee09: okay, i’m done now.

alibee09: i know. allah is just another man who needs to get fucked.

alibee09: wait.

alibee09: that came out funny.

PureJustin: HAHA

PureJustin: it sure did

alibee09: too bad the man ain’t a woman.

alibee09: then you could get action too.

PureJustin: *sigh*

alibee09: although if the man is george bush, i don’t want to fuck the man.

alibee09: you can do it.

PureJustin: Poor little actionless Justin.

PureJustin: No way! We’ll flip for it.

alibee09: if the man was harrison ford i’d be a happy kid.

PureJustin: If the man was Winona Ryder, I’d be…confused, then happy.

alibee09: well, wait till you get her naked, then tell me if you’re happy or not.

PureJustin: Are you implying something about Ms. Ryder’s gender?

alibee09: well, if she was the man, ya never know.

alibee09: it could be a jerry springer episode.

alibee09: why do our chats always come back to jerry springer?

alibee09: (always = 2 times)

PureJustin: I blame you.

PureJustin: hahahaha

alibee09: BEEP! BEEP the BEEP BEEP!

alibee09: you BEEP!

alibee09: and the BEEP that you BEEP BEEP BEEP is so BEEP BEEP that you BEEP!

alibee09: so BEEP!

PureJustin: BEEP you and your BEEPing fat BEEPing momma, BEEP fucking bitch!!

BEEP!

alibee09: take that, you BEEP.

alibee09: i think “fucking bitch” would be beeped.

alibee09: duh.

PureJustin: (the last BEEP was the censor censoring himself for saying “shit” when he missed one)

alibee09: lol )

alibee09: :-)

alibee09: you’re so BEEPin funny, aren’t ya?

alibee09: BEEP off.

alibee09: :-)

PureJustin: I BEEPing try.

alibee09: to bed with you.

alibee09: wait.

alibee09: damnit.

PureJustin: =-O

PureJustin: Jumpstart my heart!

alibee09: good luck getting action from me with all this distance.

alibee09: go ahead, try.

PureJustin: That’s why they invented planes.

alibee09: get a webcam first so i can watch though.

PureJustin: The Wright Brothers said, we have to allow Justin to get some action from Alison in eighty years.

PureJustin: Now THOSE guys had vision.

alibee09: oh, i thought you meant 80 years from now.

alibee09: if you can get an erection 80 years from now you deserve action.

alibee09: like, i will give you a playmate.

PureJustin: Man, it happens in the most unlikely situations.

PureJustin: A playmate?

alibee09: like hugh hefner.

PureJustin: Ick.

alibee09: well, a prettier one than hugh.

PureJustin: He’s old, and male.

PureJustin: His two main problems.

alibee09: how about brad pitt?

PureJustin: Brad Pitt I’d consider.